The Midnight Diaper Change (and the Unopened Book on My Nightstand)

If you’ve noticed a bit of radio silence around here lately, it’s because my life has been taken over by a tiny, seven-pound boss who doesn’t care about my "TBR" list.

Before the baby arrived, I had grand visions of peaceful maternity leave afternoons spent reading while the baby napped. I imagined myself breezing through the latest thrillers with a sleeping infant nestled on my chest.

The reality? My reading has decreased tremendously. Actually, "decreased" is an understatement—it has essentially fallen off a cliff.

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Why the Pages Aren't Turning

It turns out that when you’re operating on three hours of broken sleep, complex plots are a bit of a challenge. I’ve found that:

• The "One More Chapter" Trap: Used to mean staying up late to finish a book. Now, it means trying to finish one page before my eyes physically glue themselves shut.

• Brain Fog is Real: I recently read the same paragraph four times before realizing I hadn't processed a single word.

• The One-Handed Struggle: Physical books are surprisingly hard to manage while nursing or rocking a baby. 

What I’m Managing to "Read"

While I’m not hitting my usual goal of a book a week, I am finding small ways to keep the bookish spark alive:

1. Audiobooks are a Lifesaver: Pushing the stroller or rocking a fussy baby is the perfect time for an audiobook. It’s the only way I’ve finished anything this month.

2. Short Stories & Essays: Anything with a quick payoff. If I can't finish it in ten minutes, I probably won't finish it at all right now.

3. Board Books: Does The Very Hungry Caterpillar count toward my Goodreads goal? Because I’ve read that five times today.

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To my fellow bookworm parents: how did you get your reading groove back? I miss my stories, but for now, I’m learning to be okay with the fact that the best story I’m following right now is the one unfolding in the crib.

If you have any recommendations for "sleep-deprived-friendly" reads, please drop them in the comments!

The "One-Star Review" Rabbit Hole: A Cruel and Unusual Hobby

We’ve all done it. You’re browsing for your next read, you see a book with 50,000 five-star reviews, and then you see it—the lone, angry, one-star rating.

Suddenly, I don’t care about why the book is a "masterpiece of modern literature." I want to know why Gary from Nebraska thinks it’s "the worst thing to happen to paper since the papercut."

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The Fine Art of the Hater

Reading one-star reviews of world-famous classics is my favorite way to spend a Tuesday night. It’s a humbling reminder that you truly cannot please everyone. Here are the three main types of one-star reviewers I’ve encountered:

• The "Literally Literal" Critic: They read a fantasy novel and get angry that dragons aren't biologically feasible. "One star. Wingspan to body-weight ratio is all wrong. Unrealistic." (Sir, it’s a book about magic.)

• The "Required Reading" Victim: Usually a high schooler who was forced to read The Great Gatsby and is taking their revenge on the internet. "Gatsby is just a simp with a pool. Zero stars."

• The "Wrong Genre" Traveler: The person who picks up a dark, gritty psychological thriller and complains that it wasn't "uplifting." "Too much murder. I wanted a book about a cat."

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My Favorite "Bad" Reviews of Masterpieces

I went digging through the archives of the internet to find what people are saying about the books we’re "supposed" to love. The results are art:

On The Catcher in the Rye: "Holden Caulfield needs a hobby and a nap. I spent $12 to listen to a teenager whine. I have a teenager at home. I could have listened to him for free."

On Moby Dick: "Way too much information about whales. I feel like I could pass a biology exam now, but I still don't know why the captain is so mad."

On The Odyssey: "Takes too long to get home. Just use Google Maps."

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Why We Should Celebrate the One-Star Review

In a weird way, these reviews are a testament to how subjective reading is. A book is a partnership between an author's imagination and a reader's perspective. Sometimes, those two things just... crash into each other like a 10-car pileup on the highway.

The fact that one person can find a book life-changing while another finds it "useful only as a doorstop" is what makes book clubs so much fun. If we all liked the same things, we’d have nothing to argue about over wine and cheese.

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The "Anti-Recommendation" Challenge

This year, I’m challenging myself to read one book that has notoriously polarizing reviews. I want to see if I’m a "Gary" or a "Gushy Fan."

What about you? Have you ever loved a book that everyone else seemed to hate? Or did you DNF a "masterpiece" because you just couldn't stand the protagonist?

2026 Reading Challenge

Since it’s the final countdown of the year, let’s get you ready for a fresh start! To make 2026 the year your TBR pile actually trembles in fear, I’ve designed the "The 2026 Bibliophile Bingo" challenge.

Instead of just a "number" (which can feel like a chore), this challenge is all about diversifying your shelves and finding those hidden gems you usually skip over.

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The 2026 Reading Challenge: 12 Months, 12 Missions

You can do these in any order, but here is your roadmap to a legendary reading year:

1. The "Time Traveler": Read a book set in a decade you’ve never visited before (e.g., 1920s Berlin, 17th-century Japan).

2. The "Judge a Book by its Cover": Pick a book based entirely on the cover art without reading the blurb.

3. The "Back to School": Read a classic you skipped (or SparkNoted) in high school.

4. The "Local Legend": Read a book by an author from your home state or country.

5. The "Genre Swapper": If you love Thrillers, read a Romance. If you love Fantasy, read a Memoir.

6. The "Big Chonker": A book over 500 pages. (Yes, you can do it!)

7. The "Little Guy": A book under 150 pages (perfect for those busy months).

8. The "Translated Treasure": A book originally written in a language other than your own.

9. The "Award Winner": Something that won a Pulitzer, Booker, or Hugo prize.

10. The "Friend's Favorite": Ask the person whose taste you trust most for one "must-read" recommendation.

11. The "Non-Fiction Fix": Read about a subject you know absolutely nothing about (e.g., octopus intelligence, the history of salt).

12. The "Re-Read": Return to an old "comfort book" that makes you feel at home.

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Tips for Crushing Your 2026 Goals

• Track it Visually: Whether it's a physical journal, a spreadsheet, or a dedicated Instagram highlight, seeing your progress makes the "win" feel real.

• The "Audiobook Loophole": YES, audiobooks count. Anyone who says otherwise is just wrong. They are perfect for chores, commutes, and long walks.

• Don't Be Afraid to Quit: If you aren't feeling a book by page 50, put it down. There are millions of books in the world; don't waste your time on one that feels like work.

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Your First Step into 2026...

To get you started on Mission #10 (The Friend's Favorite), I’d love to play the role of the friend!

The "Midnight Deadline": A Bookworm’s Final Stand

It’s December 31st. The clock is ticking. Somewhere outside, people are chilling champagne and planning to wear sequins. But me? I am currently hunched over a 400-page thriller like a gargoyle, reading at the speed of light.

Why? Because I’m at 49 books. My Goodreads goal is 50. And I refuse to let a little thing like "socializing" or "the end of the calendar year" stop me from hitting that digital dopamine button.

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The New Year’s Eve Reading Taxonomy

On this final night of the year, every reader falls into one of three categories. Which one are you currently inhabiting?

1. The Finisher: You are 80% through a book and you will finish it before the ball drops. You are reading while brushing your teeth. You are reading during commercials. You might be reading under the table at a party. We see you. We respect the hustle.

2. The Stats-Padder: You realized at noon today that you were three books short of your goal, so you’ve spent the day reading 30-page graphic novels and children’s poetry books. Is it cheating? No. It’s strategy.

3. The "Clean Slate" Romantic: You finished your last book on the 28th and refuse to start a new one until January 1st. You want that "Date Started: Jan 1" to look pristine. You are currently staring at a wall, vibrating with the need to read, but holding out for the aesthetic.

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Looking Back: My Top Reads of 2025

Before we flip the calendar and pretend we’re going to read more non-fiction (we aren't), let’s look at the "Best of" from this past year. These are the books that stayed with me long after I turned the lights out:

• Best Plot Twist: That one thriller where the narrator turned out to be an unreliable houseplant. (Okay, not really, but it felt that wild.)

• Most Tears Shed: A historical fiction that made me cry so hard I had to explain to my mailman that I was "just mourning a fictional 19th-century blacksmith."

• The "I Can't Believe I Waited This Long": Finally reading that classic everyone raves about and realizing... wait, this is actually good?

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New Year’s Resolutions (That We Might Actually Keep)

Forget the gym. Forget the kale smoothies. Here are the resolutions for the true bibliophile:

• I will stop buying new books until I finish at least three from the "Tower of Shame" on my nightstand. (Valid until Jan 2nd).

• I will actually return that book I borrowed from Sarah in 2022.

• I will DNF (Do Not Finish) books that don't spark joy. Life is too short for bad prose and boring protagonists.

A Midnight Toast: Here’s to the stories that kept us company when the world felt too loud, the characters who felt like friends, and the authors who stayed up late so we could do the same.

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Happy New Year, everyone! May your 2026 be filled with crisp pages, perfect tea-to-chapter ratios, and absolutely zero spoilers.

How close did you get to your reading goal this year? Tell me your final count!

The Secret Language of Used Book Marginalia

There is a specific kind of magic found only in the $5.00 bin of a dusty secondhand bookstore. I’m talking about Used Book Marginalia—the notes, doodles, and coffee stains left behind by the book's previous inhabitants.

While some people think writing in books is a sacrilege (the "Don't Crease the Spine" Police), I’ve come to realize that a used book is actually a conversation across time.

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The Types of "Previous Owners" You’ll Meet

When you open a pre-loved paperback, you aren't just reading the author’s words; you’re ghost-hunting. Here are the most common spirits I’ve encountered:

• The Aggressive Underliner: This person owned a yellow highlighter and they weren't afraid to use it. Sometimes they highlight entire pages, leaving me to wonder: If everything is important, is nothing important?

• The Breakup Survivor: You find a frantic "TRUE" or "SO HIM" scribbled in the margins of a poetry book. You can practically smell the cloves and hear the Adele playing in the background of 2012.

• The Accidental Archivist: These are the best. They use anything except a bookmark. I once found a 1994 bus ticket to Chicago, a pressed four-leaf clover, and—no joke—a recipe for "Aunt Linda’s Famous Potato Salad" tucked between chapters 4 and 5.

• The Argumentative Scholar: The person who writes "Incorrect!" or "See Smith, 1982" in the margins of a non-fiction book. I love the confidence of someone picking a fight with a dead philosopher in a $2 Penguin Classic.

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Why I’ve Stopped Being Afraid of the Pen

I used to be a "Keep It Pristine" reader. I wanted my books to look like they had never been touched by human hands. But lately, I’ve started leaving my own trail.

Writing in a book is like carving your name into a tree. It says, "I was here, and this sentence moved me." It turns a mass-produced object into a personal relic. There is something deeply comforting about reading a heart-wrenching scene and seeing a faint, dried tear-circle on the page from someone who felt the exact same thing twenty years ago.

A Note to Future Readers: If you ever find my copy of The Great Gatsby, please ignore the grocery list I wrote on the back flyleaf. I was hungry, and it was the only paper I had. The eggs were essential to the themes of the novel.

I want to know: Do you treat your books like sacred relics, or are you an underliner? And what is the weirdest thing you've ever found tucked between the pages? 

The "To Be Read" Pile is Sentient (And It’s Judging You)

Let’s talk about the elephant in the room. Or rather, the leaning tower of paperbacks on your nightstand that is currently defying the laws of physics.

We all do it. We walk into a bookstore for "just one thing"—usually a birthday card or a specific gift—and we emerge forty-five minutes later, dazed, clutching a debut sci-fi novel and a thick biography of a 17th-century pirate.

We don't need more books. We need more lifetimes.

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The Anatomy of the TBR Pile

Every reader’s unread stack is a psychological profile. If you look closely at mine, you can see the exact moments my ambitions collided with my actual attention span:

• The "New Year, New Me" Section: Massive, 800-page Russian classics I bought in January because I thought I was going to become "intellectual." They are currently serving as a very expensive coaster for my coffee.

• The Emotional Support Purchases: Three different rom-coms with bright, cartoonish covers. I bought these during a stressful work week. They represent my desire for a world where every problem is solved by a "meet-cute" in a bakery.

• The Recommendations: Books friends gave me two years ago. I tell them "I'm almost through it!" whenever we meet. (I haven't opened the first chapter.)

• The Shiny New Release: The book I bought yesterday and started immediately, completely bypassing the 42 other books that have been waiting their turn since 2019.

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Why "Tsundoku" is a Lifestyle, Not a Problem

The Japanese have a wonderful word for this: Tsundoku. It refers to the act of acquiring reading materials but letting them pile up without reading them.

While some might call it "clutter," I prefer to think of it as literary landscaping. A house without unread books is a house without a future. Those unread spines are a menu of potential versions of yourself. Depending on which one you pick up tonight, you could be a detective in Victorian London, a starship captain, or a chef in Paris.

The Golden Rule: You are not "behind" on your reading. Books aren't homework; they’re friends. And sometimes, you just aren't ready to meet certain friends yet.

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How to Tackle the Tower (Without Losing Your Mind)

If your nightstand is starting to groan under the weight, here is my 3-Step Strategy for reclaiming your space:

1. The 50-Page Rule: Life is too short for boring books. Give a book 50 pages. If it hasn't grabbed you by the throat (or the heart) by then, put it in the "Little Free Library" down the street.

2. The "One In, One Out" Policy: For every new book you buy, you have to read one you already own. (Note: I have never successfully followed this rule, but it sounds very responsible.)

3. The Mood-Read Manifesto: Stop reading what you think you should read and read what you want to read. If you want to read a middle-grade fantasy about talking owls instead of that dry business manual, do it.

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What about you? How many books are currently sitting in your "To Be Read" pile? Are they judging you as loudly as mine are judging me?